Are you searching for the perfect Tattoo Design? Well, Dohn’t worry.
We’ve a list that’s witty at first but gets less funny each time you read it, making you feel neither highs nor lows.
So sit back, relax, and don’t have a cow, man! As we bring you the S-M-R-Tist Simpons Tattoo Designs that are unpossible to believe.
What Is The Simpsons
The Simpsons is an animated TV show created by Matt Groening.
A satirical sitcom that follows the lives of the Simpson family, it became famous for its humour, cultural references, and social commentary, making it one of the most influential TV series of all time.
First airing in 1989, the Simpsons continues to this day, running for over 35 seasons and currently having up to 781 episodes.
This Simposons series has also spawned one feature film, tons of video games, a long-running comic series, LEGO sets, theme park attractions, albums, food, and crossed over with other popular franchises such as Family Guy and Rick and Morty.
Best Simpsons Tattoo Designs
Now that we know a little about the Simpsons let’s take a look at some of the best Simpsons Tattoos from across the internet.
Spirit Guide Simpsons Tattoo
During a chili-induced hallucination, Homer meets a talking coyote which he names ‘Wolfy.’
The guide tells Homer he must find his soul mate and questions Homer’s assumption when he claims he has already found his soul mate in Marge.
I Choose You Simpsons Tattoo
Appearing in the episode ‘I Love Lisa,’ when Ralph Wiggum is left with no Valentine’s card on Valentine’s Day, Lisa, feeling sorry for the heartbroken boy, gives him his one and only card.
The card, having a train with a happy face and the words “I Choo-Choo-Choose You” written on it, makes Ralph fall in love with Lisa, making him relentlessly pursue her until she angrily snaps at him on live TV, telling him how she never liked him.
Evil Homer Tattoo
When the ‘greatest day of the year,’ whacking day, is on the horizon, Lisa struggles with the morality of the event, telling her father that the day itself is evil.
Homer responds that ‘evil’ is part of our human nature, and that inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved.
That is before his imagination depicts a devil dressed ‘Evil Homer’ dancing by the grave of ‘Good Homer.’
Simpsons Gremlin Tattoo
During the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror IV, Bart is awoken by a nightmare of his school bus crashing.
In the morning, he and Lisa board the school bus when Bart notices a Gremlin hanging off the side of the bus, trying to destroy it.
Bart tries to warn the passengers of the bus. However, no one believes him, thinking he has gone crazy.
Alf Simpsons Tattoo
Alf Pogs, remember Alf? He’s back, in Pog form!
Appearing briefly in season 7, episode 4, “Bart sells his Soul,” after dismissing the idea of a soul, Bart sells his own soul to Milhouse for five dollars.
After several strange events that Bart links to selling his soul, he desperately asks Milhouse to return it.
However, unfortunately for Bart, Milhouse had already sold his soul to Comic Book Guy for some Alf Pogs.
Snowball Simpsons Tattoo
Snowball is the Simpson’s pet cat, whom the Simpsons have had many of.
The first Snowball died before the beginning of the series after being hit by Clovis Quimby’s car.
The most well-known Snowball, Snowball II, was a black cat who appears throughout the show until she dies in season 15.
Snowball III drowned in the fish tank within moments of being adopted, and its replacement, Coltrane, jumps out of a window almost immediately.
Snowball V, the current Simpson’s pet, is identical to Snowball II and is called Snowball II also to avoid confusion.
Santa’s Little Helper Tattoo
When he is short on Christmas money, Homer bets on a losing, washed-up racing dog at the grey-hound track.
After losing the race, Santa’s Little Helper owner abandons him. However, Bart and Homer adopt him on the spot, turning a bad Christmas into a happy one.
The Lizard Queen Tattoo
During the thirteenth episode of the fourth season, named “Selma’s Choice,” after Homer becomes sick with food poisoning from a giant expired hoagie, it’s up to Selma to fulfil the promise to bring Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens.
When the trio took the “Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you” boat ride, Bart convinced Lisa to drink the dubious water.
Upon drinking it, Lisa becomes intoxicated and goes into a manic episode, seeing music and swimming naked in the fermentarium while claiming to be ‘The Lizard Queen.’
Leprechaun Simpsons Tattoo
If you’re Irish and love the Simpsons, such as myself, why not get yourself a Leprechaun Simpsons Tattoo?
Named O’Reilly the Leprechaun, he has appeared in a number of episodes frequently shown in the Treehouse of Horror series for one-off gags, but probably is mostly remembered as Ralph’s imaginary friend who tells him to burn things.
5 Bees For A Quarter Tattoo
At Tattoo Design, we have our ways to keep people engaged with our content for longer.
One trick is to tell them stories that don’t go anywhere.
Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.
Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say.
Now, where were we, Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
They didn’t have white onions, because of the war, the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones………
Muumuu Homer Tattoo
“Shame on all of you, give me my dignity, I just came here to watch Honk if you’re Horny in peace.”
In the seventh episode of the seventh season, named “King-sized Homer,” Homer decides to increase his girth to a whopping 300 pounds so he can claim disability, allowing him to work from home and avoid a compulsory morning callisthenics program.
Looking for something ‘loose and billowy’ and something comfortable for his ‘first day at work,’ rather than buying a poncho, cape, jumpsuit, unisheet, muslin body roll, academic or judicial robes, Homer, electing not to look like a ‘weirdo,’ decides to just go with the muumuu.
Rag On A Stick Tattoo
During the same episode, when Homer mocks Bart and Lisa for having to go to work while he’s allowed to work from home, Lisa tells her father she would live at school if she could.
Bart, however, claims that when he grows up, he desires to be a ‘lardo on workman’s comp’ just like his father before fantasizing about being morbidly obese and bed-bound and claiming that he ‘washes himself with a rag on a stick.’
Kang And Kodos Tattoo
Siblings of the Rigellian species coming from the planet Rigel VII, Kang and Kodos have appeared in at least one segment of all thirty-five Treehouse of Horror episodes, as well as some appearances in non-Treehouse episodes.
The pair are almost always villains, trying to enslave, eat, or destroy humanity, often laughing maniacally while doing so.
Punching Lenny Tattoo
When Homer considers resigning as Union President at the plant, Marge tries to encourage him by saying they love him at the Power Plant.
Homer agrees, stating that the guys are always ‘patting his bald head for luck and pinching his belly to hear his girlish laugh.”
When Marge then questions whether they do, in fact, actually like him, he decides that she is right and elects to punch Lenny in the back of the head the following morning.
Simpsons Tattoo Tattoo
If you love The Simpsons and tattoos, why not get yourself a tattoo of Simpsons characters with their own tattoos?
This tattoo is a recreation of a scene from the eighth episode of the fifth season named “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood.”
In the episode, Bart and Milhouse go on a ‘Squishy Bender’ after drinking a Super Squishy made entirely out of syrup.
In one scene during their ‘Springfield musical,’ the pair go to a 24-hour Rub-on-Tattoo parlour to get themselves a set of rub-on tattoos.
Quote The Raven Tattoo
In the very first Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror, Lisa recounts to Bart the Edgar Allan Poe poem “The Raven.”
In the episode, Bart appears as the Raven, Marge appears as Lenore, and Homer as the narrator with James Earl Jones guest starring as Homer’s thoughts.
Purple Monkey Dishwater Tattoo
A deep Simpsons reference. The only thing I’ll let you know is that it’s connected to ‘operation strike-make-go-longer.’
Mr. Sparkle Simpsons Tattoo
A Japanese dishwashing detergent, Mr. Sparkles’ uncanny resemblance to Homer is actually a result of a joint venture between Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern, who combined their mascots of a fish and a lightbulb, respectively, to make Mr. Sparkle.
Doughnut Homer Tattoo
But I’m so sweet and tasty.
Coming from “Treehouse of Horror IV,” in “The Devil and Homer Simpson,” after Lenny and Karl had eaten and then thrown the rest of the Power Plants’ doughnuts at an old man for kicks, Homer, in desperation sells his soul to the Devil for a single doughnut.
Upon finishing the doughnut, Homer is dragged to hell, but not before Lisa asks for a trial to save his soul.
Thankfully, Homer pledged his soul to Marge on their wedding day, meaning it was never his to trade with the Devil.
Having his soul saved from Hell, Satan punishes his ill-gotten gains by forever transforming his head into a doughnut.
Flying Hell Fish Tattoo
The Flying Hellfish was the military unit that several Springfieldians served in during World War II.
After finding valuable paintings in a German castle toward the end of the war, the unit enters into a tontine contract in which the last surviving member inherits the paintings when the others pass away.
When Abe and Burns are the only two surviving members, Burns schemes to murder Abe and claim the final key to unlock the paintings.
Thrillhouse Simpsons Tattoo
This is great! And all I’ve done is enter my name….
Racecar Bed Simpsons Tattoo
Singles life is great. You can do whatever you want. You can drink a beer in the bathroom.
And another great thing is you get your own bed! You can sleep in a racecar! Do you?
Malk Simpsons Tattoo
If your bones are brittle, perhaps it’s because you aren’t drinking enough Malk.
The Masked Dancer Tattoo
Graceful yet masculine, so it’s ok for you to enjoy this.
This Simpson Tattoo will remind you of the movie Fame and, to a lesser extent, the TV series, which was also called Fame.
The masked dancer was Bart’s alter ego when he was forced to take up ballet after turning up late for P.E. sign-up day.
I Bring You Love Simpsons Tattoo
It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!
The mysterious alien who has a sweet heavenly voice, like Urkel, and appears every Friday night, like Urkel, was, in fact, Mr. Burns, who had undergone his series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week.
His ‘healthy’ green glow comes from a lifetime working at the nuclear power plant.
Awwh, it’s Mr. Burns… KILL IT!
Hank Scorpio Tattoo
Welcoming you on behalf of the President of the Globex Corporation, Hank Scorpio is an evil genius an once the boss of Homer when the Simpsons relocated to Cypress Creek.
Despite being an evil genius and at war with the U.S. government, Scorpio respects his staff, telling Homer he wishes he would stay when he admits he wants to move back to Springfield.
Super Nintendo Chalmers Simpsons Tattoo
The Superintendent of Springfield Elementary, Super Nintendo Chalmers (according to Ralph), visited the school to witness how, for the first time ever, the school’s computer lab finally had a computer in it.
I’m Not A State Simpsons Tattoo
After Marge had been enslaved by the gambling monster known as Gamblor, it was up to Homer to help Lisa make a costume for Springfield Elementary School’s geography pageant.
Homer creates the state ‘Floreda,’ which appears to be two pieces of a mattress with an orange stuck to it. Lisa, unimpressed, states that she isn’t a state but “a monster.”
Do It For Her Simpsons Tattoo
After wondering why there are no pictures of Maggie in the family’s photo album, Homer recounts the story of Maggie’s birth to Bart and Lisa.
At the conclusion of the episode, Homer gives up on his dream at the bowling alley as his salary can’t sustain three children, and he is forced to return to the plant.
At the plant, Mr. Burns left a plaque near his desk that reads, “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.”
However, it is revealed that Homer has taped the photos to the plaque, covering portions so that it now reads “Do it for her.”
Creation Of Adam Simpsons Tattoo
If you’d like a more classical Art-inspired Simpsons Tattoo, then check out this fantastic ‘The Creation of Adam’ inspired design of Homer reaching for the remote.
The Land Of Chocolate Simpsons Tattoo
When the Nuclear power plant is sold to German investors, Homer is asked what kinds of ideas he has for the future of the plant.
Homer explains that he wishes the candy machine wasn’t so picky about accepting beat-up dollar bills as a lot of workers like candy.
The Germans understand as they come from “the Land of Chocolate,” which Homer misinterprets as a land made entirely from chocolate and not a chocolate-producing country.
Stone Cutters Simpsons Tattoo
If you control the British crown, keep the metric system down, leave Atlantis off the maps and keep Martians under wraps, then this is the perfect Tattoo for you!
Dignity Simpsons Tattoo
Oh, come on. You know what this is. It could not be more simple!
Do you want me to show this to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? ’cause the cat’s going to get it!
ITS DIGNTY! GWAH!!!, DON’T YOU EVEN KNOW DIGNITY WHEN YOU SEE IT!?
Blinky Simpsons Tattoo
Blinky is a three-eyed species of fish found in the waters near the Nuclear Power Plant.
Blinky is also seen in the first episode of Futurama swimming in the sea as Fry tries the New New York Tube system.
Hot Stuff Simpsons Tattoo
Fearing that his son is turning gay thanks to the owner of a collectible shop, Homer takes Bart out on ‘Hyper-masculine’ activities to make him more Heterosexual.
One such activity is to go to the steel mill to see “Real all American Joes doing what they do best,” so he can thank him on his wedding night.
Gummi Venus de Milo
The rarest gummi, The Gummi Venus de Milo, is carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.
After Homer steals the candy, he misplaces it and gives up the search in order to bring the babysitter home.
Stuck on the back of her pants, Homer picks it off, which is mistaken for a grab at the babysitter’s butt, leading to a series of accusations before Homer is proven innocent.
Orange Squeeze Simpsons Tattoo
Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange! But that’s all changed.
Thanks to the Juice Loosener, you can now get freshly squeezed juice without having to pay outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably spat in!
Robotic Richard Simmons Simpsons Tattoo
In his attempt to prevent Mr. Bruns from making Bart his heir, Homer rushes to Burns’ mansion.
Rather than release the hounds like he normally does. Instead, he elects to unleash the Robotic Richard Simmons, who sings “Shake Your Booty” to Homer, making him run away out of fear.
When Pigs Fly Simpsons Tattoo
It’s just a little airborne, it’s still good, it’s still good!
Coming from the fifth episode of the seventh season, named “Lisa the Vegetarian,” jealous of his neighbour Ned Flanders’ barbeque, Homer decides to host one of his own.
Enraged that the guests would eat the pig, having recently become a vegetarian, Lisa pushed the spit down a hill, causing it to crash into the Springfield River and get launched airborne through the Springfield Dam.
Ben Simpsons Tattoo
Gentle Ben hosts the ‘Ben’ show, who first appeared hosting an episode on mothers and runaway daughters who are reunited over their hatred of Homer Simpson.
Gigantic Assess Simpsons Tattoo
One of Krusty the Clown’s favourite issues, Krusty kept the Kwik-E-Mart open during its first year thanks to his lust for filthy magazines.
If You Get Hit, It’s Your Own Fault Tattoo
I’m going to leave this tattoo here, and if you decide to get it, it’s your own fault!
If you have a sibling rivalry, then this Tattoo is perfect for you.
Dragon Ball X Simpsons Tattoo
If you love anime as well as The Simpsons, check out this hilarious Dragon Ball X Simpsons Tattoo of Ralph Wiggum dealing the killing blow to King Piccolo.
Futurama X Simpsons Tattoo
Another series created by Matt Groening, Futurama follows Philip J. Fry, a pizza delivery guy from 1999 who accidentally gets cryogenically frozen and wakes up 1,000 years later, in the year 3000.
This crossover Futurama and Simpsons tattoo features Cool Lisa from “Summer of 4 Ft. 2″ and the Hypnotoad.
Pokemon X Simpsons Tattoo
Lastly, if you want to add a Pokemon touch to your Simpsons Tattoo, check out this Blinky X Magikarp Tattoo Design.
Magikarp is the 129th Pokemon in the Pokedex. Long-lived Magikarp can utilize its immense splashing power to leap high enough to scale mountains and has a strong enough immune system to survive in the most polluted of waters.
Where To Get Your Simpsons Tattoo
If you’ve already decided which Simpsons Tattoo you’d like, now let’s take a look at some of the best locations for the design.
Leg Simpsons Tattoo
The leg is great for large, detailed designs that are easy to conceal if needed.
This area is less painful than areas with thinner skin and ages well due to less sun exposure.
Chest Simpsons Tattoo
Chest tattoos are close to the heart, making them great for meaningful tattoo designs.
The large space is perfect for big, detailed designs, and the location is easy to cover unless you’re shirtless.
Thigh Simpsons Tattoo
That’s one fine-looking barbeque pit.
The thigh is ideal for big, detailed designs and is less painful than bony areas, thanks to more muscle and fat cushioning the needle.
These tattoos aren’t exposed to sunlight often, so they age well and are also easy to hide if needed.
Simpsons Tattoo On The Forearm
With a forearm tattoo, you can see your tattoo every day, and it is one of the least painful areas to get inked, making it a great choice for first tattoos.
Hand With Simpsons Tattoo
The hand is one of the most visible tattoo placements that is perfect for small and simple designs.
However, this area is constantly exposed & washed, particularly tattoos on the palm such as this one, making them fade quicker, and the thin skin & bony structure make it more painful than other areas.
Conclusion
Worst. Tattoo list. Ever.
We tried our best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try….. Anyway, as we reach the end of our tattoo list, we must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
But if Simpsons Tattoos still dohn’t make you feel like everything’s coming up Milhouse, then give these Cartoon Tattoo Ideas a paddling, see if you don’t make friends with these Film Tattoo Designs, or welcome the Simpsons new overlords with these Disney Tattoos.
